Don’t. Fuck. With. Wendy. Testeberger.
So. Much. Douche.
Feeling like THE most popular girl today!
It’s super great to see you but could you eat like a bushel of tic-tacs before we continue talking?
If you’re cute, fit, and funny, it makes total sense for you to have heinous friends…right?
Homegirl at the bar is AGGRESSIVELY hitting on me. (continues talking about fashion)